1 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,774 Hey, what's the matter with you...?! 2 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,331 Hey, that's good shooting, Little Jim. 3 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,234 As clean a back shot as I ever seen in my life. 4 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,202 Calls for another one. 5 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,187 What a shame. 6 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,256 He had a full house. 7 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:01,186 Well, you can't win 'em all. 8 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,196 Drinks are on him. 9 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:11,937 Them was the meanest, toughest killers I ever saw. 10 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,338 Who are they? 11 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:14,684 Why, them's the Slade boys. 12 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,852 Didn't you know that? 13 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,109 No. 14 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:19,778 We're sure lucky they didn't plug us, too. 15 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:21,280 The Slade boys. 16 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,548 I'm sure glad they're riding on through. 17 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,284 Do you know where they're heading? 18 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,386 I heard 'em mention a place called Kiowa Flats. 19 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:31,089 Slade boys. Kiowa Flats. 20 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,525 Remind me to ride clear of that place, will you? 21 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,993 Come on, give me a drink. 22 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:37,589 Yeah. I'll have one with you. 23 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,551 Hmm? Sheriff? Sheriff? 24 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,998 What? What? What? What? What? What? 25 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,166 What...? What? What?! 26 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,333 They're coming. What? 27 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,191 I seen 'em up by the Forks, Mr. Brown. 28 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,369 Hold on. Hold on. 29 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:41,827 One of 'em's about nine foot tall. 30 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,206 Well, hold on. Who's coming?! 31 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,473 Who...? Them! 32 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,876 You say one of 'em's a great big, tall man? 33 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,734 About nine foot tall and half as big around. 34 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,014 And the other fella... he's a little bit of a fella? 35 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,171 About half as big as his brother. 36 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,507 And mean-lookin'? 37 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,576 Meaner'n rattlesnakes. 38 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,855 It's them, all right. 39 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,122 It's them. 40 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,058 Now, Sonny, you get in off the streets. 41 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,527 Get in the house. You hear me? 42 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,350 Keep off the streets! 43 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,318 Now, go on, get! 44 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:15,293 Ain't no sense looking for trouble. 45 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,231 Durn thing never was no good no how. 46 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,203 They're coming! 47 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,642 They're coming! 48 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,477 They're coming. 49 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:33,979 They're coming, ladies. 50 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,646 They're coming. 51 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:36,881 Hey, Frank, oh! 52 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,983 They're-They're coming. 53 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,420 He's showing good sense. 54 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:47,326 They're coming! 55 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,835 They're coming. 56 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,416 They've came. 57 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,402 Now, don't nobody start nothing. 58 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,603 Hey, Hoss? 59 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:33,939 Yeah. 60 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,007 Let's wash some of the trail dust out. 61 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,587 That's a good idea, Little Joe. 62 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,580 Howdy. 63 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,916 Howdy. 64 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,317 Howdy. 65 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,487 Howdy. 66 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,036 Twerly Boggs, get up, get up! 67 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:06,416 Huh? Get up, Twerly! 68 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,985 Uh, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 69 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,153 Good morning, Sheriff. Morning. Morning. 70 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,554 Well, don't mind if I do. 71 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:12,722 Who's buyin'? 72 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:13,878 You're always talking 73 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,980 about how well you knew them Slade boys, huh? 74 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,160 That's right. That's right. 75 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,484 Well, just how... just how well do you know them? 76 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,187 Sheriff, me and them Slade boys was practically weaned together. 77 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,523 I am their bosom friend. 78 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,991 Yeah. That's right. 79 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,226 Well, your bosom friends just rode into town. 80 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,427 Yeah. What...? 81 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,996 Sheriff. 82 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,565 Yeah, yeah, all right. 83 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,351 You say that again? 84 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,743 Your bosom friends just rode into town. 85 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,856 Well, why would those two murderous villains want 86 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,081 to come to a miserable hole like Kiowa Flats? 87 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,393 Because Alonzo McFadden hired them 88 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,584 to kill off all the Hadfield boys, that's why. 89 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,897 Oh, that's right. 90 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,766 Well, wh-where... wh-where... where are they now? 91 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,922 In the bar. 92 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,536 Oh, no! That-That... That's terrible. 93 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,703 They'll... No, Sheriff. 94 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:01,938 That's the only bar in town. 95 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,105 They'll-They'll bust the place a... 96 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,440 Never mind. Never mind. Never mind... 97 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,075 What do you mean, never mind? You listen to me! 98 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,977 They'll ruin... All right, all right. Go to the livery stable. 99 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,046 Get a horse, hire it, charge it to me. Right. 100 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,670 And ride out and tell old Jubal Hadfield 101 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,471 not to come into town for quite a spell. 102 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,651 Jubal Hadfield. 103 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,207 Then when you come back, look me up, 104 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,342 because I'll need you to identify them two fellas. 105 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,122 All right, right. Well, I'll do it right a... 106 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,290 Yeah. And look, look, look. 107 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,414 Look after the bar, will you? Look after it. 108 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,750 Yeah, I will. 109 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,956 Hey, Little Joe, got something wrong with me? 110 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:34,259 Do I smell or something? 111 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,140 No, you smell about the same. 112 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,374 How about me? 113 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,446 About the same. Hmm. 114 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,637 Say, mister. 115 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,973 Yes, yes, sir? 116 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,053 Is there something wrong with us or something? 117 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,643 Oh, no, no, sir. No, sir. 118 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,346 No, you're, you're just fine. 119 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,681 Just fine. 120 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:57,882 Bring us another beer. 121 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,918 You want another beer? 122 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,513 Yeah, this is fine here. 123 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,424 Nice day, ain't it? 124 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,030 Ain't good enough to drink, 125 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,032 ain't good enough for sheep-dip. 126 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,711 I say, it's a nice day, ain't it? 127 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,802 Oh, yeah, yes. 128 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,237 It's a fine day. 129 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,472 Uh, I mean, it's a nice day. 130 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,908 About, uh, about as nice a day as we ever had. 131 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,778 I can't remember a nicer one. 132 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,848 It was, well, maybe back in '47 or '48 133 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,816 We might've had some better. 134 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,084 I-I don't remember 135 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,921 Well, it's-it's kind of warm. 136 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,491 Well, uh, it's not too warm. 137 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,360 Maybe a little on the chilly side. 138 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,728 Well, it all... 139 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,497 Any kind of weather's all right with me. 140 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:49,067 So long as it don't bother, bother you none. 141 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:55,239 Oh, I guess it's a nice day. 142 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,975 I don't know. 143 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,929 I reckon they ain't used to strangers 144 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,253 or something, Little Joe. 145 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,355 Yeah, something. 146 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,323 Let's get out of here. 147 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,601 Howdy. 148 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,604 Howdy. Howdy. 149 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,639 Don't look like nobody's here. 150 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:04,453 You know, I don't like this. 151 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,955 Let's get out of here. Oh, no, Little Joe. 152 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,378 I just don't like it. 153 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,557 There's something funny about the people around here. 154 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,992 Well, I'm too tired to argue about it. 155 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,950 Just sign our name and get a room. 156 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,763 How're we going to get a room? 157 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,307 There's nobody here. Just sign our name and pick one. 158 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,158 One with a lock. Hang the expense. 159 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,298 Now, they're going upstairs. 160 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,467 They're going to stay, all right. 161 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,448 Oh, did you see the way they looked at me? Yeah. 162 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,717 Oh, gentlemen, there was death in them eyes. 163 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,574 Sudden death. 164 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,510 Oh, I tell you, when they took that swallow of beer, 165 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,557 and the big one made that face. Yeah. 166 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,726 And he looked dissatisfied and uneasy-like. 167 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,049 Oh, I tell you, 168 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,086 I could hear them Pearly Gates a-jarrin' open. 169 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,566 Uh, if you gentlemen will excuse me, 170 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,658 I... I feel considerable shook. 171 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:57,128 And I, uh... I'm a mite shook up myself. 172 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,080 Uh, Miss Lorna Doone and ladies, 173 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,148 if I was you, I'd get in off the street. 174 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,850 It's apt to be a mite dangerous. 175 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,708 B. Bannerman Brown... 176 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,043 Well, there's some in this town have a sense of duty 177 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,023 if others that ought to, ain't. Yes'm. 178 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,179 Now, where are they? 179 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,881 They're, uh, there. 180 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,317 Stand aside, B. Bannerman Brown. 181 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,130 I, I, I... Will you get out of the way?! 182 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,320 Come, ladies. 183 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,830 Great Jumpin' Jehoshaphat. 184 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,942 Repent sinners! 185 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,278 The day of retribution is at hand. 186 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,581 Yes'm, I reckon it is. 187 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,883 Us poor, frail, females 188 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,386 have come to throw ourselves on your mercy. 189 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,599 You come to do what, ma'am? 190 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,123 We want you to spare us our men. 191 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,638 Amen. 192 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,796 Well, there ain't enough of them to go around as it is. 193 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,797 Amen. 194 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,611 Well, don't you worry none, ma'am. 195 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,646 We, we'll spare your men if... 196 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,950 if they're worth sparing. 197 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,885 Hey. What do you reckon they meant by all that? 198 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,354 Beats the heck out of me. 199 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:41,512 Hey... Somebody's shooting at somebody. 200 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,468 I think it's us. 201 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,986 What the heck did we do? 202 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,066 Dang if I know, but I'm gonna find out. 203 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:30,748 Oh, Hoss, I paid two dollars for this. 204 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,295 It sure ain't worth much now. 205 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,330 Man, wasn't that good shooting? 206 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,599 Look, next time, will you use your own neck cloth, please? 207 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,501 I just hope there's gonna be a next time. 208 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,658 Hey, you in there! 209 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,193 Huh?! 210 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:45,930 We know who you are and what you're here for. 211 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,700 You can die now or later. 212 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,368 If you want a chance to make your peace, 213 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,671 throw out your guns! 214 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,874 Hey. They got us mixed up with somebody else. 215 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,310 I sure hope so. 216 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,024 Well, why else would they be shooting at total, innocent strangers 217 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,026 if they didn't have us mixed up with somebody? 218 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,084 I don't know. This is Texas, though. 219 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,463 Yeah. Reckon we better go ahead and do what he says. 220 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,666 Throw our guns out, and then go out and see what it's all about. 221 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,970 Come on. 222 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,500 All right, let's try it again. 223 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,837 What are your names? 224 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,471 And what are you doing here? 225 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,208 We done told you and told you that. 226 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,755 Our names is Cartwright, and we're down here to... 227 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,389 We're down here to buy cattle. 228 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,014 Anse. Go on, boy. 229 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,951 Ow! 230 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,788 I told you not to lie to me! 231 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,492 We ain't lying! 232 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,293 'Course you ain't. 233 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,696 You just come down here to buy cows. 234 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,065 Texas cows. 235 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,701 Now, who in his right mind is going to believe 236 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,682 anybody come down here to buy Texas longhorns, I ask you? 237 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,739 I told you. 238 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,220 We're going to take them back up to our ranch in Nevada, 239 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,989 and cross them with our own herd so's we'll have a heartier breed. 240 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,414 And you two are going to drive them cows 241 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,416 clean across West Texas, 242 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,986 right on up through a hunk of New Mexico, 243 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,623 all the way to the Nevada Territory, just the two of you? 244 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,158 Yeah, that's what we said. 245 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,294 It's a fine lie, gents. 246 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,996 A fine lie. 247 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,933 It's the kind of noble, inspired lying that 248 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,135 does credit to the folks that raised you. 249 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,038 But it don't wash out here. 250 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,940 Now, I'll tell you who you are. 251 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:42,313 You're them two low-down, gun-slinging, murdering, 252 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,516 hydrophobic skunks of Slade boys 253 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,885 that was hired by Old Man McFadden 254 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,954 to wipe out us Hadfields, 255 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,534 because he couldn't do it himself! 256 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,225 N-now, look, we never heard of the McFaddens. 257 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,727 And we never heard of the Hadfields. 258 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,840 And that's the truth. 259 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,432 Ain't they the living wonders, though? 260 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,570 Anse, take 'em out and do what has to be done. 261 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,206 Come on. 262 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,506 Come on! 263 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:15,146 Hey! Hey! What in time is going on here anyway? 264 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,748 What are you fixing to do to these fellas? 265 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:18,850 Kill 'em. 266 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,718 They're the Slade boys. 267 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,553 You can't do that. 268 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,100 You ain't sure they're the Slades. 269 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,124 "Ain't sure"? "Ain't sure"? 270 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,492 You see 'em, don't you? 271 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,826 Sure, I see them. 272 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,806 But I never see'd the Slades in my life. 273 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,842 And neither did you. He's right there, Pa. 274 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,077 Yeah. Twerly Boggs, he says he knows them. 275 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,913 He says he's known them a long time back in Austin. 276 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,647 Oh, Twerly? Yeah. 277 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,438 Fine. Fetch him in here. 278 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,906 Let him identify them 279 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,853 and then we'll kill 'em if it'll make you any happier. 280 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,423 Well, you see, Twerly ain't exactly around right at this moment. 281 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,059 Oh... Anse, take them out. Come on. Now, wait a minute. 282 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,494 Wait a minute. Wait a minute! 283 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,729 Won't do no harm to wait till morning, will it? 284 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,520 Where are we gonna keep them until morning? 285 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,599 Pa, why don't we just stick them in Brown's jail 286 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,301 and let him take responsibility for them? 287 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,537 You leave me and my jail out of this. 288 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,561 Anse, take them out. 289 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,474 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 290 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,476 All right! All right! 291 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,144 Just get somebody to help you 292 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,802 get them over to the jail, that's all. 293 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,005 B. Bannerman Brown... On your way, on your way. 294 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,975 You make sure they're there come morning. 295 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:22,580 Or I might just take it into my head to vacate your office. 296 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,049 I'm getting sick of you. 297 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,822 Little Joe, I got a funny feeling 298 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,792 the law in this town is sure easily influenced. 299 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,256 Yeah, all you need is a Navy Colt. 300 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,869 Oh, uh, you fellas comfortable and happy? 301 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,084 I mean, uh, can I get you anything? 302 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,519 A bottle of whiskey, a couple of steaks or something? 303 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,276 When are you going to let us out of here? 304 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,078 Well, tomorrow morning. 305 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,580 One way or another. 306 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,449 What do you mean "one way or another"? 307 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,485 Well, if I can find Twerly Boggs 308 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,654 and he says you ain't the Slade boys, I'll... 309 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,957 I'll turn you loose. 310 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:10,761 Yeah, but... what's going to happen if you can't find Twerly Boggs? 311 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,930 You get hung. 312 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,144 I just about got it figured out. 313 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,079 Yeah? What? 314 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,781 This whole dang town is tetched. 315 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,094 Oh, come on. 316 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,962 Who ever heard of a whole town being tetched? 317 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,420 A fella told me one time they got a weed down here, 318 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,656 and they call it "loco weed." 319 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,056 When the horses and cows eat it, 320 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,736 they get wilder than all get out. 321 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,827 So? People don't eat weeds. 322 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,807 Yeah, but they eat beef, don't they? 323 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,374 One of them critters gets all filled up 324 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,731 on that there loco weed, 325 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,311 it'd kind of salt the meat down, wouldn't it? 326 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,737 Yeah, that makes sense. Sure it does. 327 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,705 Little Joe, you don't reckon 328 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,151 they're really gonna hang us, do you? 329 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,676 I don't know. If they're joking us, 330 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,071 they're sure pushing it pretty far. 331 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,524 "Hang on. Don't blob." 332 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,459 Blab. Oh, "don't blab. 333 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,562 "Rescue is at hand. 334 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:22,099 Signed, Black Alonzo, the Red-handed Avenger." 335 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,809 Little Joe, even the kids have been affected 336 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,945 by that loco beef in this town. 337 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,283 Sheriff Brown! 338 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,520 Oh, good evening, Miss Lorna Doone. 339 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,721 Evening, ladies. 340 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,690 I have fetched my tribute. 341 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,091 Yes'm, I... I guessed as much. 342 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,828 Me and the ladies of the town have come to comfort 343 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,231 them poor sinners in their final hours. 344 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,933 Yeah. Well, the Good Book says 345 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,813 we should forgive our enemies." 346 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,339 We are told to bring solace to the afflicted, 347 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,642 even though they are a couple of low-down, murdering skunks. 348 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,777 Yes, well, here, uh... here's the keys. 349 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,548 You go in and, uh, console them "low-down, murdering skunks." 350 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,383 Them-them poor, lost sheep 351 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,651 Me, I got work to do. 352 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,686 Good night, ladies. 353 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,136 "Oh, poor, doomed prisoners, 354 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,437 "it ain't too late. 355 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:37,507 "Down on your knees as you face your awful fate. 356 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,077 "Repent your crimes 357 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,580 "before that trap is sprung. 358 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:47,317 And you, like a side of beef, are hung." 359 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,631 Poor soul. 360 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,535 If you come up close and scooch against the bars, 361 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,938 you could kind of rest your poor head on my shoulder. 362 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,929 It ain't fair, hanging men 363 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,431 when there ain't enough to go around as it is. 364 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,999 If'n you don't mind, 365 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:05,369 I'd like to finish my little tribute whilst there's time. 366 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,515 Ma'am? 367 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,539 Did you have many more of those? 368 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,008 No, just ten or 12 more verses. 369 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,312 Well, I didn't have enough time to do a real good job on it. 370 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,912 That's a shame. 371 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,184 "Now your poke is spent and you can take my word. 372 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,188 "We'll remember the gent that went riding herd. 373 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,024 "A-fighting and shooting like desert rats 374 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:31,629 "To come to their end in Kiowa Flats. 375 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:36,000 Now, toll the bell, their souls are fled..." 376 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,768 Is there going to be much more of this, Hoss? 377 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:43,874 Shh. "Them two poor boys are hanging dead. 378 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,544 Somewhere their kinfolk weep and pray." 379 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,224 Oh, this is worse than hanging. 380 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,217 "For them that got hoisted up today." 381 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,757 Did you really like it? 382 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:04,428 Ma'am, I thought it was prime, just prime. 383 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,598 Well, it ain't often I get a chance to recite my tribute 384 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,678 to the dear departed before they're departed. 385 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,036 No, ma'am, I don't reckon you do. 386 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,738 I suppose you'd like to have it buried with you. 387 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,873 Most folks do. 388 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,412 Oh, Clara Lou, stop that noise. 389 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,315 I can't help it. 390 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,461 There ain't enough men to go around, 391 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:30,120 and here they go wasting two at the same time. 392 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,600 Amen. 393 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,459 It's a woman's place to endure, Clara Lou. 394 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,095 Well, I don't mind enduring 395 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,075 if I got a man to put up with. 396 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,500 Speaking of which, 397 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,880 Lizabel, I notice you been hanging on 398 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,249 to a certain hand half the livelong night. 399 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,139 Clara Lou Kinsey! 400 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,108 Well, I can't help it. 401 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,211 She's just a selfish thing, that's all she is. 402 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,813 Well, I never! 403 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,781 I guess a certain person can hold 404 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,850 another person's hand if they choose. 405 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,396 Well, a certain person didn't have 406 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,633 to choose the way another certain person grabbed onto it. 407 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,092 I wouldn't act like such a hussy if I was you, 408 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,728 Clara Lou Kinsey. Well, at least 409 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:15,332 I ain't a flibbertigibbet like some Lizabel Jones. 410 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,604 Shake loose from them pesky females, boys, 411 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:21,671 and get a move on. 412 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:22,784 We're busting you out. 413 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,041 Who are you? 414 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,010 Alonzo McFadden, you dang fool, the one that hired you. 415 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,080 Well, come on! 416 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,681 Alonzo McFadden! 417 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,816 Bring them back here! 418 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,025 Come on, boys. 419 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:47,297 Women... I want you to meet my friends. 420 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:50,868 My good friends, Big Jack and Shorty Jim Slade. 421 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,538 Boys, say howdy, my wife Ouisey and my daughter, Manda. 422 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,640 Howdy, ma'am. Howdy. 423 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,842 Mr. McFadden, you're making a terrible mistake. 424 00:22:58,877 --> 00:22:59,921 You see, we ain't really... 425 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,378 Never mind that now. 426 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,880 We'll talk in the morning. 427 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:06,161 Yeah, but, look, Mr. McFadden, we're... Thunderation! 428 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,153 How you boys go on and on! 429 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:12,256 Dad-burn it, Mr. McFadden, we ain't the Slade boys. 430 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,425 You ain't? 431 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,672 No, we ain't. That's what we've been trying to tell you all the way in from town. 432 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,096 We're the Cartwrights... 433 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,165 What's the matter? You scared? 434 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,801 No, we ain't scared, and we do appreciate you 435 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,670 busting us out of that jail, Mr. McFadden. 436 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,539 Dad-burn it, if it make you feel any better, 437 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,108 I almost wish we was the Slade boys, 438 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,209 but we just ain't. 439 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,244 So if you don't mind, 440 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,847 we'll just mosey on back. Bye, ma'am. 441 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,675 In the house. 442 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,547 First one side don't believe us, 443 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,770 and then the other. Yeah. 444 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,485 We got ourselves in the middle of something, and I don't like it. 445 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,110 That's for sure. Oh, boy... 446 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,391 What do you think we ought to do about it? 447 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:12,516 Well, I'll tell you, Little Joe. 448 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:15,819 I done been hauled up, hauled down, 449 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,654 threatened with a hanging, and thrown in jail, 450 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:20,924 and busted out of jail, and poetized at, and shot at... 451 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,827 Rid halfway across the state of Texas in the dark. 452 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,162 I'm gonna get some sleep. 453 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,796 I don't know what you're going to do. 454 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,567 Hey. 455 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:37,474 Great day in the morning. 456 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,942 Who are you? 457 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,744 Turn him around, Little Joe. 458 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:47,017 Yeah. I thought I recognized that patch. 459 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:49,252 You wouldn't be Black Alonzo 460 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,654 the Red-handed Avenger, would you? 461 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:52,956 I was gonna bust you out. 462 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,626 Only Pa and the boys got there first. 463 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,629 Yeah, well, just how was you figuring on busting us out? 464 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:01,264 Figured to dig a tunnel. 465 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,779 That's a good way to bust out of dungeons. 466 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,469 Hmm. Yeah, you, uh... 467 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,305 You pretty well posted on things, ain't you, fella? 468 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,240 You just bet I am. 469 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,710 I'll bet you even know what we're doing here, don't you? 470 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,123 Shucks, half the country knows 471 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,707 Pa hired you to kill Anse Hadfield. 472 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:23,187 Now, just why are we supposed to kill Anse Hadfield? 473 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:26,156 He's the fastest gun around here, ain't he? 474 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,193 None of us McFaddens can hold a candle to him. 475 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:30,827 We got to get rid of him 476 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,564 before we can kill the rest of the Hadfields. 477 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,833 Well, how come you got to kill all them Hadfields? 478 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,436 Don't you fellas know anything? 479 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,137 It's a feud! 480 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,774 He's kind of dumb, ain't he? 481 00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:45,175 Why, you little... 482 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,250 You just touch me and I'll holler for...! 483 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,962 Now, Black Alonzo, you tell your Pa that we hate to leave like this, 484 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,546 but we just ain't the Slade brothers, you hear? 485 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,617 You thank him for busting us out of jail, all right? 486 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,263 Let's go. 487 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:37,661 Who's there? 488 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,202 Rush out, boys! 489 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:48,304 The Hadfields is raiding again! 490 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:01,785 What the heck are you doing? 491 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:04,380 It's thirsty getting shot at. 492 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,796 All right, hold your fire. 493 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,131 They ain't shooting back. 494 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,966 Come on. 495 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,834 Let's go collect the bodies. 496 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,219 Hey! Slade boys? 497 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,254 On your feet! 498 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,888 Look, we're not the... 499 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,392 Never mind. 500 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:30,340 I want you two to listen and listen good. 501 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,809 I hired you to do a job for me 502 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,345 and last night you tried to run out on your obligations. 503 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,625 Now, Mr. McFadden... Shut up and listen! 504 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:40,617 I'm giving you fellas a fair choice. 505 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,991 Now, you can take them guns and do the job 506 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:49,292 you're supposed to. 507 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:01,137 You got another choice. 508 00:29:05,711 --> 00:29:07,911 Name your poison, boys. 509 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,951 Dad-burn it, Mr. McFadden, don't you folks 510 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,219 ever think of any other use for a rope around here? 511 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,856 First the Hadfields wanta hang us for being 512 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,869 the Slade brothers, now you want to do it 'cause we ain't. 513 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,726 I'm getting awful tired 514 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,528 of hearing that same old, tired lie. 515 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:28,364 All right, boys, hoist them up. 516 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,078 Now, hold on just a minute! 517 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,803 Dad-burn it, Mr. McFadden, I'm getting sort of tired 518 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:34,037 of being called a liar, too. 519 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,073 We ain't the Slade boys. 520 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,107 All you got to do is ride into town 521 00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:38,420 and look up a fella named Twerly Boggs. 522 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,010 Sheriff Brown told us that he knew the Slade Boys, 523 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:43,057 and he can tell you right quick we ain't them. That's right. 524 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:46,850 All right, boys, if it'll make you feel better, I suppose, 525 00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:50,887 to do the work you was hired for, we'll all saddle up 526 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,022 and ride into town. 527 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,557 We'll look up Twerly Boggs. 528 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,359 Take their guns, boys. 529 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,575 Morning, horse. 530 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,323 ♪ ♪ 531 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,294 I know'd there wasn't a jail that could hold them Slades. 532 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,373 See, I know them boys. 533 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,696 I know them real good. 534 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:09,232 I went to school with their Aunt Emmeline, see? 535 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:13,503 I tell you, those boys would gouge your eyes out 536 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,784 if they thought you looked at them in the wrong way. 537 00:31:15,808 --> 00:31:19,109 They would shoot you if they wanted a little target practice. 538 00:31:19,144 --> 00:31:24,848 Why, them boys... Who's buying, gents? 539 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:28,685 Them boys, they had a man for breakfast every day 540 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,421 of their life from the day that they put on long pants. 541 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,623 Yes, sir. They had two on Sundays. 542 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:36,526 Never touched me, though. 543 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,694 No, sir. 544 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:38,862 They liked me. 545 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,563 You see, they liked me real good. 546 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,732 But I, I-I... 547 00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:45,102 Aw, come on! Now, somebody stole my drink. 548 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,603 Let's have a drink here. 549 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:51,441 I tell you, them two Slade boys is two curly wolves. 550 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:55,312 They're the big wind off in the prairie. 551 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,447 They walk in blood. 552 00:31:57,483 --> 00:32:01,918 And where they breathe, they leave behind them ruin. 553 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,988 Well, get ready for ruin right now, 'cause here they come. 554 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:14,264 Oh, hallelujah! 555 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:15,832 They look mad. 556 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:17,234 I'm getting out of here. 557 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,301 Now, wait a minute! 558 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:19,748 Wait a minute, fellas, wait a minute! 559 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:22,239 Wait a minute... Help me save the whiskey. 560 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,706 Wait a minute! 561 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,243 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You know... 562 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,882 Howdy! 563 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:35,018 Brown, where's Twerly Boggs? 564 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:45,395 Come out of there, Boggs! 565 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:48,732 Wait a minute. 566 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,478 Now, wait, wait, wait... 567 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,669 Wait a minute, now. Now, take it easy. 568 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:55,739 Not go massacring Twerly Boggs now. 569 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,974 I ain't never done no harm to nobody. 570 00:32:58,010 --> 00:32:59,542 Come here, Boggs. 571 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:01,017 Yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here. 572 00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:02,212 Take a look at these two. 573 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,086 Are they or ain't they the Slade boys? 574 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,588 Well, uh... 575 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:14,924 Are they or aren't they?! 576 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,095 You just go right ahead and answer, Mr. Boggs. 577 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,976 Tell him the truth. Ain't nobody gonna hurt you. 578 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,233 Correct. 579 00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:24,601 Ain't nobody gonna hurt you. 580 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,106 Uh... 581 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,577 They're the Slade boys, all right. 582 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,445 I seen a lot of them down in Austin. 583 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:37,981 Hiya, boys. 584 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,061 What's the matter, boys? Don't you know me? 585 00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:42,952 I'm Twerly Boggs. 586 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:45,255 Remember? I-I used to go to school 587 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,357 with your old Aunt Emmeline. 588 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,826 That does it! 589 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,128 Take these and do the job you're supposed to. 590 00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:55,599 Or you won't be around to taste air come tomorrow morning. 591 00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:59,335 Thanks a lot, Mr. Boggs. 592 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,457 Howdy, boys. Howdy. 593 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,025 Howdy, Mr. Brown. 594 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,705 Anybody comes riding into this, 595 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,529 they gonna get slaughtered. 596 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,432 Yeah, they got guns planted in the windows, 597 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,366 and up on the roof and whatnot. 598 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,681 Yeah. Maybe the Hadfields won't ride into town after all. 599 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:36,139 They'll ride in all right. 600 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,307 They got the news. 601 00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:40,677 Seems a terrible shame, don't it? 602 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,645 All these folks killing each other. 603 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:45,927 How'd a feud like this ever get started, Sheriff? 604 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,317 Over a hog. 605 00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,021 Over a hog? 606 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:54,991 Yep, just a plain, common, ornery razorback hog. 607 00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:57,905 I'll tell you boys all about it. 608 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,696 But first, I've got to, uh, get a little potation 609 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,699 to loosen up the vocal chords. 610 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:05,202 I'll tell you the whole, sad tale. 611 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,903 Come on. 612 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,871 Hi, Charlie. 613 00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:19,349 Thanks, son. 614 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:22,419 You gentlemen care for some more sheep-dip? 615 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,387 Uh, I mean, beer? 616 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,389 Yeah, give us a couple of beers. 617 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,959 Yeah, well, as I was about to tell you out there. 618 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:31,428 These here Hadfields and McFaddens, they've been 619 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,696 slaughtering one another, man and boy, 620 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,332 for the last 30 years. 621 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,245 Yeah, well, how did the hog get mixed up in it? 622 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:38,646 Well, come on. Sit down, boys. 623 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,136 I'll tell you all about it. 624 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,108 See, Gramps Hadfield, 625 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,311 he was fattening him a razorback shoat. 626 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,712 You see, for his winter meat. 627 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:53,916 Well, one morning that there shoat turned up missing. 628 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:57,387 So, uh... 629 00:35:57,422 --> 00:36:00,857 So he, uh, got his gun and saddled up, 630 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,937 and went out looking for her; couldn't find her. 631 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:06,897 But as he was passing by the McFaddens' cabin, he, uh... 632 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,831 pork roasting. 633 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,511 So he went in and of course, naturally, 634 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:12,247 they asked him to stay to supper. 635 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,337 And low and behold, they brung in 636 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,773 a great, big mess of fresh roast pork. 637 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:19,308 He knowed the Hadfields didn't have no pig. 638 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,112 So he accused them of stealing his. 639 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:24,814 And then the shooting started, 640 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,918 and it's been going on ever since for 30 years. 641 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:32,188 All that killing over one dad-burned, old, fattening hog. 642 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:34,124 Now, look here, Mr. Brown. 643 00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:36,103 You were sheriff then, how come you didn't stop it? 644 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:39,696 Aw, shucks, I tried two or three times, 645 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,163 but it didn't do no good. 646 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,068 See, nobody, nobody pays much attention to me. 647 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,436 They... I don't know. 648 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:49,839 Maybe it's because I'm getting old. 649 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,507 Or maybe just... 650 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,621 Maybe it's because I'm getting a little cowardly. 651 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:54,877 I don't know. 652 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:58,982 You... you boys don't look so dern old. 653 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:01,717 And you sure don't look like cowards. 654 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,454 All right, well, Sheriff, you're not suggesting 655 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,999 that we do something about the feud? 656 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,458 I mean after all, we're supposed to be the Slade brothers. 657 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,794 Shucks, I knowed you weren't gunmen 658 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,241 the minute I laid eyes on you. 659 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,665 I can tell a killer a mile off. 660 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,268 Besides, that Twerly Boggs is the biggest liar 661 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:21,537 in the whole great state of Texas. 662 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,174 And that, sons, is just covering a heap of territory. 663 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:26,676 Well, if you knew, why didn't you say something? 664 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,156 First the McFaddens were gonna hang us, 665 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,824 and the Hadfields are gonna shoot us. 666 00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:32,916 Well, I... I kind of thought maybe 667 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:36,552 I was holding a hand I could draw to, 668 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,088 but never mind. 669 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:43,226 By the way, I snuck your horses out of the livery stable 670 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,328 and tied 'em back in the alley 671 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:47,764 and your guns are in my office. 672 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,711 Sheriff, we sure do appreciate this. 673 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,846 Come on, Little Joe, let's get out of here. 674 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,469 Thanks. Thanks an awful lot, Sheriff. 675 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:54,838 It's all right, boys. 676 00:37:58,243 --> 00:37:59,843 Hey, Button. 677 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,911 Hey, Button, come here, boy. 678 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,747 Where... where you going with that rifle? 679 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,616 I'm gonna kill me some Hadfields. 680 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,229 Yep, even the kids are thinking like that. 681 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,732 Seems like a shame, doesn't it? 682 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,233 Yeah. 683 00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:26,669 Well, let's go. 684 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:31,307 Come on, who you joking? 685 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:38,481 That's what I like about us as a family, Little Joe. 686 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,917 Pa always taught us to never do nothing 687 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:42,752 the others would be ashamed of. 688 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:44,587 I'd like to keep it like that. 689 00:38:44,622 --> 00:38:47,423 I just wonder if there's anything we can do 690 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,124 like B. Bannerman Brown said. 691 00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:53,329 Well, I don't know, but let's try. 692 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,998 Come on. 693 00:38:57,436 --> 00:39:01,504 You boys changed your minds about going? 694 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:06,776 Well, sir, you-you might say we had our mind changed for us. 695 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:09,011 I don't know what we're gonna do, 696 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:12,048 but whatever it is, I think we better get started. 697 00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:13,894 Hey, listen, you got any ideas, Sheriff? 698 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,086 Yep, got one. 699 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,188 Lorna Doone Mayberry. 700 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,493 Lorna Doone Mayberry. 701 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:27,697 See, my grandpappy always told me, he says, 702 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:31,767 says he, "Son, you get the women on your side, 703 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,636 and the battle's won." 704 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,752 Excuse me, ma'am. 705 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,354 Me and my little brother are in a peck of trouble, 706 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,491 and well... Come on. 707 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:58,327 Tell me what it's all about. 708 00:39:58,362 --> 00:39:59,862 Come on. 709 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:05,034 First of all, ma'am, there's just about to be 710 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,869 a bunch of killing out there in that street. 711 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,716 There's always killing in that street. 712 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,906 Well, yes, ma'am, and that, seems to me 713 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,342 like it's a terrible waste. 714 00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:14,255 I mean, there not being enough men to go around 715 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,745 for all you ladies like it is. 716 00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:18,848 There ain't a woman living can keep men from fighting. 717 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:23,486 Ma'am, I beg to differ with you. 718 00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:27,056 You see, sometimes womenfolk can sort of get around menfolk 719 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,992 in little ways, and I figured maybe if you ladies 720 00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:33,129 tried right hard, you might be able to get around these. 721 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,866 You ain't as dumb as you look. 722 00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:42,550 What do you want me to do? 723 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,841 Well, ma'am, here's our plan. 724 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,041 We figured if... 725 00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:58,094 All right, hold your fire, men. 726 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,358 Hold it. Get that wagon! 727 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,062 Hold your fire. 728 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,500 Hold it. 729 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:16,973 Hold it... 730 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,789 Lorna Doone Mayberry, 731 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,792 dag nab it, you get them women off of this street! 732 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,461 We're staying right here. 733 00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:41,057 Lorna Doone. 734 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,466 Have you lost what few wits you ever had? 735 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:47,136 I've got my wits, Jubal Hadfield, 736 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,071 and that's more than you can say. 737 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,778 Us women got a few things to tell you. 738 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:59,181 And you can start your fighting after you hear us out. 739 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:02,284 All right, ladies. 740 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,165 Well, they got to listen to you. 741 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,788 I got something to say. 742 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,289 You all know me. 743 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,858 I'm Ouisey McFadden. 744 00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:10,894 My man is Alonzo McFadden. 745 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:12,639 He's over there behind them barrels and things 746 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:14,041 with the rest of the McFaddens. 747 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:17,567 Alonzo, I want you to listen to me. 748 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:19,146 I can't have no more chillin'. 749 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:22,505 But I ain't gonna cook for ya nor wash for ya 750 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,341 nor do anything a wife's bound to do for her man 751 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,077 till you put down that gun and come out of there! 752 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:29,311 Alonzo, I mean it! 753 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,715 I'm Susan Hadfield. 754 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,319 I guess you all know who I'm talking to. 755 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:39,989 What Ouisey says goes for me too, Jubal. 756 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:42,658 I won't be the kind of wife I should 757 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:44,661 till you stop this fightin'. 758 00:42:44,696 --> 00:42:47,529 I'm talking to you, Anse Hadfield. 759 00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:50,633 You heard your ma talk, and you heard my ma. 760 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:53,302 You're on one side and I'm on the other. 761 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:54,871 Here I am, Anse. 762 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,773 But don't come after me with a gun in your hand. 763 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,989 Boy, you get back here. 764 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,757 You hear me?! 765 00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,834 You men want to hear some more? 766 00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:33,642 Just a dang minute. 767 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:38,881 What in tarnation's going on here? 768 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:42,551 Hey, confound it, get back here! 769 00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:51,060 This ain't no way to run a feud. 770 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,372 And it was such a nice day for it, too. 771 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:12,248 Hadfield, I'll buy a drink. 772 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,217 A drink? 773 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:22,691 All right, I'll accept your offer. 774 00:44:22,727 --> 00:44:23,959 And I'll buy another. 775 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,829 Fair enough. 776 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,589 Whiskey. Whiskey. 777 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:03,565 Lorna, that was a mighty fine thing you just done. 778 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:09,404 Uh, Lorna, 15 years ago you said to me 779 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,974 that if I ever... if... 780 00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:28,724 Hey, hey, Little Joe. 781 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,961 Little Joe, I think we done hung around here long enough. 782 00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:33,573 We better be just riding on 783 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:35,508 and tending our business, and that's buying cattle. 784 00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:37,244 Oh, Hoss, take it easy. 785 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,346 A guy has to have a little chance to relax. 786 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:43,572 Boys, here's your hats and here's your own guns. 787 00:45:43,607 --> 00:45:46,408 Now take an old man's advice and get riding. 788 00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:47,721 There you are, sons. 789 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,179 Well, Sheriff, we were just beginning to enjoy this town. 790 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:51,413 Yeah, but don't forget 791 00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:53,194 there's still a heap of folks around here 792 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,551 that still thinks you're the Slade boys. 793 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:58,154 Now word to the wise. 794 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,550 You've had plenty for today, Little Joe. 795 00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:17,940 Come on. 796 00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:26,019 Jubal Hadfield, you put 'er there. 797 00:46:27,852 --> 00:46:31,954 Alonzo McFadden, you're a good old sot. 798 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,724 Thank you, Jubal. 799 00:46:34,759 --> 00:46:38,060 The best... except for one thing. 800 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:40,797 What did I do wrong, Jubal? 801 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:45,668 Bringing in them hired killers to settle a dispute 802 00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,337 between two Texas gentlemen. 803 00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:51,573 I'm ashamed of you. 804 00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:56,779 Jubal, I'm a dirty dog. 805 00:46:56,814 --> 00:47:00,349 Oh, now, don't take on. 806 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:03,185 I'm a dirty dog. 807 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:09,291 Jubal, this has got to be wiped out... in blood. 808 00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:12,795 All right. 809 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,264 Whose blood? 810 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:18,066 Whose do you suppose? 811 00:47:18,102 --> 00:47:21,570 Those two dirty, miserable killers 812 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,139 that came along into our peaceful little community 813 00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:26,074 trying to stir up trouble 814 00:47:26,110 --> 00:47:28,544 between us two peace-loving families. 815 00:47:28,579 --> 00:47:32,314 That's what I like about you, Alonzo... 816 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,851 You think the same as me. 817 00:47:34,886 --> 00:47:39,154 Let's go round up a couple of the boys... 818 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,356 Just in case. 819 00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:55,738 Hey, how far is it to Kiowa Flats? 820 00:47:55,773 --> 00:48:00,342 Just a couple of miles back down the road. 821 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:15,324 You don't suppose that...? 822 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,826 I think so. 823 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:20,095 Come on, let's get out of here. 824 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:47,156 You don't reckon...? 825 00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:49,258 I think so.